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Welcome to my blog. I'm a middle aged battle axe with a bee in her bonnet about nothing in particular. Wipe your feet before you come in and keep them off of my coffee table. And, of course, you kids get the hell off of my lawn.

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Friday, December 24, 2010

How Does Santa Do It?

How does Santa deliver ALL those presents to the ENTIRE WORLD in ONE night? Here's one theory:

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

I'm Tired


I can't embed this video (there's a major joke in there somewhere), yet I can link to it (ditto).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-pmpgrYQgs

My friends, I'm tired...