IS HOOSIER TAXPAYER THE MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE?

Well, Granny, I’ve had time to really think about the events that have unfolded over the last few weeks and I’m convinced now more than ever that HT has been “programmed” just like a “Manchurian Candidate” for nefarious purposes. Just bear with me now and let’s take a look at the sequence of events:

1. A certain A.B. Nana is banned from the CCC; a person who has been a long time, avid foe of HT and HT’s friends, a person who took to “stalking” HT to the point that HT actually once told her on the CCC to, “stay the hell off of my blog!”

2. Shortly thereafter, “The Banned She,” actually shows up on HT’s blog – and HT welcomes her!!! I try to run her off, but HT seems to be, strangely, okay with her staying!!! And, most telling of all, after the appearance of A.B. Nana, HT never mentions Tammy again!!!

3. The very next post HT makes to the Bat-Blog is a very weird story about his personal experience with, “alien abduction.”

4. Now here comes the part that breaks my heart – After a post welcoming visitors from The Netherlands to the Bat-Blog, HT’s next post is “Where have all my flowers gone?” Meaning you, me and Jules. I feel that he had already been subjected to an initial round of programming by A.B. Nana, but it hadn’t yet completely “taken” and he was crying out to us for help! I feel so stupid and guilty. I NEVER should have chosen to go Galt at that critical moment – I KNEW A.B. Nana was trouble!!!

5. A few not-out-of-the ordinary posts later, HT posts about GG leaving her position as a mod on the CCC, praising her and letting her know that she is always welcome on the Bat-Blog (I believe that HT was not the real author of this or any subsequent postings on the Bat-Blog, including those of “Mrs. HT,” until his “rescue” from the kidnappers). I believe this was posted for the purpose of deflecting suspicion – if “HT” hadn’t remarked on his friend Granny leaving the CCC, it would be VERY suspicious, indeed.

6. HT posts “Gone Fishing” on the Bat-Blog.

7. “Mrs. HT” suddenly appears on the Bat-Blog, telling everyone that HT has been “kidnapped,” giving lengthy details not only of the “ransom” communications, complete with picture, but also personal medical information about HT (“prescription cannabis”).

8. “Mrs. HT” starts posting on the CCC using HT’s account. Since it is an “emergency,” and because HT is beloved by so many, no one questions this.

9. “Mrs. HT” posts the “Right Wing Cartel Is Responsible” post, claiming that the “authorities” have given her this information. Once again, a complete diversion. In the first place, not one of the people she mentioned would have either the:
a. guts,
b. brains,
c. or reason to undertake such an operation. HT’s candidacy was a long shot, grassroots, people-powered candidacy. Firmly entrenched, “good ol’ boy” politicians and their political operatives simply don’t take such a candidacy seriously…until, too late and against all odds, it triumphs!!! But those cases are, sadly, few and far between. So I don’t think any of them would undertake such an operation. I could be wrong, but my intuition points to a much more simple and obvious suspect. This wasn’t a politically motivated crime, except in the sense that political materials were used as a tool in the operation, both as a mechanism to “brainwash” HT and to throw suspicion elsewhere. This was personal.

At this point we also see “Mrs. HT” thanking a mysterious “The Hood Hunts In A Pack,” for their “help” with the “investigation.” This THHIAP seems to be mainly focused on stoking fear of a certain, “CCC Cartel,” the existence of which has not been proven by even one iota of factual information or even demonstrated as an authentic conspiracy theory, as evidenced by a complete lack of YouTube videos on the subject. “Mrs. HT” also berates long time, true friend Chopper Woman: “Chopper how could you even insinuate HT was off with our neighbor Tammy at a time like this. I don’t find this the least bit funny.” I believe the “Mrs.” posted this because Chopper Woman had noticed that Tammy was missing, as well, and the “Mrs.” was trying to take attention away from that fact, insinuating that she “knew” that Tammy couldn’t possibly be “involved,” in HT’s disappearance. I don’t think that’s true at all, but I don’t think Tammy was “involved” in the way Chopper Woman may have thought!

10. “Mrs. HT” makes another post to the Bat-Blog that blatantly throws suspicion on Pesty Flannigan (and, by association, Goliath) stating that Pesty replied to a post “somebody” made on the CCC asking where they could buy a “machete” and that Pesty replied to that post with references to duct tape, rope, lime and a shovel, which the “Mrs.” claims was quickly deleted and apparently (and conveniently) not seen by anyone else on the CCC due to it’s “brief” existence, thus firmly planting Pesty in the minds of concerned readers as a possible, maybe even probable suspect, and, by professional association, Goliath, as well. Once again she thanks the mysterious “The Hood Hunts In A Pack” for their “help” with the “investigation.” Once again, a diversionary tactic.

11. The CCC goes down. The “Mrs.” starts diverting attention everywhere and anywhere – Granny and Chopper think HT’s run off with Tammy, nobody can find Pesty, Cindi/Abby please don’t get carried away, Granny you had an idea so where did you go, did somebody “blow up” the CCC – even the ridiculous notion that HT may have been involved in a “Russian Spy Ring” and deported to Siberia!!!! She reiterates that she has told him time and again to “stay off the damn internet.”

12. HT “escapes” and posts about it, thanking the “Mrs.” for keeping the Bat-Blog online during “trying times” (and, tellingly, that “the CCC wasn’t as fortunate”). A passing “thanks” to Grumpy Granny, who, “rescued me after my escape,” thus completely disavowing GG’s actual role in his escape and basically relegating her to the role of just “giving him a ride home” after he managed to free himself!!! He then says he “can’t go into many details…currently being debriefed by the CIA…this is Class A top secret information…can only say there is a conspiracy involved.” Well, that’s one thing I can agree with…there definitely was a conspiracy involved!!!!!!!!!!!!

13. “HT” invites former CCC members to “use the Bat-Blog for any information they may wish to post,” and states that local politicians “have declared today a holiday in recognition of the CCC’s demise.” There are no verified reports to back up this claim.

14. HT starts putting up completely delusional posts, claiming that he is a former Navy Seal who served with Jesse “The Body” Ventura, accusing GG of being a “mole,” and serving up a laundry list of suspects regarding the downfall of the CCC in what sounds suspiciously like a banned CCC member’s "pet peeves" list, i.e., “leading suspects ColtsFan, The Big Q, the professor and GG…ColtsFan has the technical knowledge to bring it down. The Big Q always wanted to be the big man at the CCC. The professor is just a patsy who goes along with the other two and…my “sources” think GG might be a “mole,” a double agent working both sides"…and completely discredits GG (who is a widely respected and professionally accredited “security agent”) and her explanation of HT’s rescue. He then invites anyone with any questions or “information” to send them to the Bat-Blog.

And that pretty much sums up the sequence of events so far. Notice any recurring themes here? I certainly do. If you think I’m onto something here, let me know and I’ll post exactly what I think has happened, who is responsible, exactly what their goals are (some of which have already been met!) and how we can finally, REALLY “rescue” HT (and, coincidentally, Tammy, Pesty, and the REAL Mrs. HT!!!) and defeat an age-old, evil foe in the process.