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Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Clash Of The Titans

An Epic Mythological Adventure

Saturday, August 21, 2010

Dummies Do Shakespeare

Sarah Palin quotes set to Iambic Pentameter

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Celebrity Moron Rolls Eyes At Teacher

Obnoxious offspring rudely interrupts adults.

Friday, August 6, 2010

WOW! ABBYSNANA DISSES POPPY'S "PACKAGE"!!!

I saw a post AN made about my video series on HT’s blog, telling him she had the “real story” on her blog and decided to check it out. What I saw…well it blew my mind! Here are the key points she made that absolutely shocked me once I did a little research:

…I actually kidnapped CLH and J and drugged them and reprogrammed their mind into thinking it was actually the other two that were kidnapped. They were wrong to assume I had the balls of the CCC mods when in fact, while I held them captive, I actually proceeded to go into their homes and steal the balls of their significant others, only to find out they were already gone!

…I had to drug them again and finally gave the balls to Pesty to deliver back to their poor clueless spouses who had been doing the dishes, scubbing their toilets and mopping the floors while their "wives" spent all their time on the computer trying to be noticed by someone, anyone that would listen to their outlandish tales of someone trying to "impersonate" them or AN trying to "take over the Male Members of the CCC"...silly ladies.

…when J and CLH realize their spouses are real men again and insist that their wives start acting their ages and concentrate on more important stuff like running the family household instead of their mouths...


So basically what AN is saying here is that the more time a woman spends posting on internet blogs and forums, the more likely that her significant other has lost his balls!

So I decided check the numbers…

Today at 1:10 p.m. on the CCC, the number stats for posting are as follows for myself, Jules and AN:

Me: 80

Jules: 57

Abbysnana: 351

Wow! It doesn’t take a genius to figure out that, by her own standard of “time spent posting on internet forum/blogs by wife = likelihood of husband being ball-less,” Poppy must be significantly lacking in the “package” department! I’m really shocked, folks, that AN would post such a thing on the internet. Poor Poppy! The shame, the humiliation, the violation of trust! AN has dealt out some pretty low blows before, but never in my wildest dreams could I imagine that she would turn on Poppy like that! Poor guy. He has my sympathy.

Thursday, August 5, 2010

It. Is. Finished.

HT = Manchurian Candidate, Part III

"In A Nutshell"


Sunday, August 1, 2010

Latest Entry In HT=MC Series On Hold

Unfortunately, due to circumstances beyond my control (work), I will have to put off the release of "In A Nutshell" until some time this coming week, as I've had to halt production for the time being in order to fulfill my duties as a wage slave.