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About Me
- cindiloohoo
- Welcome to my blog. I'm a middle aged battle axe with a bee in her bonnet about nothing in particular. Wipe your feet before you come in and keep them off of my coffee table. And, of course, you kids get the hell off of my lawn.
There's nothing "Holy" about it! As usual, it's another lie of the devil to try and take more souls to hell, with him!
ReplyDeleteDeceive | Define Deceive at Dictionary.com
–verb (used with object)
1. to mislead by a false appearance or statement ... another word or see deceive on Thesaurus | Reference
Cynthia
Hopefully you won't find the need to twist these words, too!
Seems to me that you’re the one doing the twisting here – by trying to seat yourself on the throne of divine judgment! You have no way of knowing the hearts and minds of these ladies or even, for that matter, how they intend to use their "skills" in the service of the Lord! Tsk, tsk, Cynthia – how much hellfire do you think you’ve earned for yourself with such arrogance?
ReplyDeleteWhat is this, Tsk, tsk, thing that you and happycat like to do?
ReplyDeleteI am not arrogant, and I am not judging anyone. I simply said that there is nothing "holy" about swinging your body around a pole, like a prostitute, and if they believe that, then they are deceived. I said deceived, NOT, going to hell!
Cynthia my dear, "Don't cast your pearls among swine"...just sayin.
ReplyDeleteI don't know why you're giving her that particular bit of advice, AN...you sure don't seem to follow it.
ReplyDeletePoor clueless Cindiloohoo, you would not understand because salvation in Christ is something you are not privy to. But if she wants to be your mediator then I cannot fault her. Who knows, she may be your ONLY chance. Or not.
ReplyDeleteSalvation in Christ is something that I'm not "privy" to? And here I thought that salvation was something for the Lord alone to grant to individuals, based upon their personal acceptance of and relationship with him. My goodness, are you actually presuming to "represent" the Lord as his "agent," - taking it upon yourself to decide just who is and who isn't "privy" to salvation, thus attempting to place yourself upon his throne of divine judgment, as well?
ReplyDeleteOh my, looks like there's gonna be TWO "Hellfire Hams" roasting on the devil’s barbecue spit - basted in a thick, spicy sauce of the sin of arrogance.
Perhaps Cindi, I thought you were a proud Atheist, guess not. Hey, if you wanta pole dance for God, go for it. Whatever it takes..
ReplyDeleteHi, Cindi. How are you?
ReplyDeleteFigured I'd stop in and tell you how great the blog is. Pole dancing for Jesus. How funny! I'd already seen it, though. My pastor actually posted it on Facebook. Which reminds me, if you ever decide you want to go to church with us, just let me know. Can't wait for the next ChatterChicks gathering. My gosh! How many of us are there now?
Anyway, toodles!
Kelley, you are reeking of Fake again, now put that away and be a good girl. By the way, tell your Pastor he needs to do a better job of getting you to listen. Pole dancing, is that how you got through college...lmao!!
ReplyDeleteKelley must go to the church called, "Anything Goes"! Just talk dirty, be a back stabber, cheat on your...., bear false witness, "Kill" with the tongue, preach trust who you want, treat the others like crap, haughty and high-minded (put yourself before your brother instead of the other way around.)Hate your enemies, don't pray for any of them. Poison them any way you have to, to discredit them......Definitely, Cindiloohoo, I think you should go!! You will fit right in!!! Maybe they will even let you teach a pole dance or striptease! Just tell them it's all in the name of Jesus!! And, remember girls, when it comes to divine judgement, be sure you spread your gospel that you can live any old way you want and still go to heaven, and if they disagree, well, you just tell them that they are going to be Hellfire Hams, roasting in the devil's barbecue pit, basting in whatever! Also, tell them you have to be arrogant and hateful on top of that. Tell them if they needed in help in those two categories, you both will be more than happy to assist since you two are the experts!
ReplyDeleteExcuse me, I hate to interrupt a good sanctimonious psycho-rant, but my comments were directed at Cindi. That's why I used her name right there at the beginning of my post and posted it on her blog. No offense, but no one was talking to you. Have a blessed day! :)
ReplyDelete"sanctimonious psycho-rant"...you are always so christian-like and encouraging Kelley, I bet you teach Sunday school too. That church is so blessed to have you. Do you write the Minister's sermons for him too? I am just gonna have to visit your precious church, and while I am there I will make sure to shake your hand Sister Kelley. Psychos have feelings too. :)
ReplyDeleteI don't know that I'd go so far as to call us experts, but Kelley and I HAVE been observing and dealing with AN and her "tribe" for quite a while now...so I'd say that we could at least be classified as "experienced amateurs" when it comes to recognizing, exposing and rightfully mocking those "holy hypocrites" when we encounter them - and their mouth-foaming apoplectic fits are clear evidence that they KNOW they've been exposed as the hateful, arrogant hypocrites they are. It's a never-ending job, to be sure, but the reward of seeing their tiny little heads explode over and over again is simply...dare I say it...divine.
ReplyDeleteYes, Kelley, Chatter Chicks is growing by leaps and bounds! So far everyone we've asked to join has accepted and seemed quite pleased about it. I'm so excited about our new tee shirts, too - they're so cute! The designer did a really good job with that graphic. Maybe we could have it put on coffee cups and other items, as well. I'd love to have an apron with the Chatter Chicks graphic on it! You know what I like best about Chatter Chicks, though? The fact that, as diverse as it is, our group can get together and enjoy each other's company no matter how strongly we might disagree on certain issues on the Chatter.
okay, we'll go with that..lmao! I'm done. You bore me.
ReplyDeleteExcuse me, I hate to interrupt a good sanctimonious psycho-rant, but my comments were directed at you and Cindi. That's why I used your name right there at the beginning of my post and posted it on her blog. No offense, but, I was talking to you. Have a blessed day! :)
ReplyDeleteWell, Ms. Cind-HOO HOO??, I'll tell you what, you were really wise when you chose to use a picture of you with a mask! If I had that face, I would cover it up to!! By the way, I have to agree with one thing you said, you and Kelley are most definitely, experienced "Amateurs", and sweety, I hate to break your little Mouth-foaming, Bubble, but you and Kelley have got the "Crown" on hateful, arrogant hypocrites, and add a dose of fake, back-stabbing and brown nosing, and I'd say you all are just ready for the "Chatter Hall of Fame for Chatter Chicks Over the hill Club"! Didn't you know that when wives aren't getting the attention any more from their men, they start forming their little, get out of the house get togethers to drink and drown their sorrows!
ReplyDeleteOh, So Divine!!
Toodles!!:)
Whoa, there, keepinitreal, calm down...you'll give yourself a stroke!
ReplyDeleteHaha, I love the smell of exploding NanaBot heads in the morning. ;-)
You've been doing some "ChatterChick, shaking your nasty stick", yourself!!;) Hopefully we convinced Cynthia to shy away from your likes. She's way too sweet to be tainted with the vile odors that reek from you!
ReplyDeleteOh, don't you worry about me honey, I'm right there with ya. I know your kind, all too well. So let me tell ya, I'll stand nose to nose with you anytime! Anyways I know your lovin this because the nasty in you gets a thrill out of the challenge!
Enjoy your coffee, maybe McDonalds will serve it extra hot on, I mean for you! :)happy day!!
Wow! I honestly didn't think your little heads could contain any more fireworks to detonate after this long barrage...but it looks like one of you had one final little stink bomb squirreled away...in case of emergency, I guess. Phew! What a smell of sulfur!
ReplyDeleteThanks so much for your wish for me to experience excruciating pain and irreparable physical harm, keepinit - so very Christian of you! Want to guess how many times I've left a comment wishing physical harm upon AN or any of her NanaBots - ANYwhere on ANY blog or forum? That's right...never. Not once. Not even a suggestion of it. And you know why? Because my moral compass isn't completely broken.
As far as us going "nose to nose," I'll just say this...I don't go around announcing how "bad" I am. I don't have to. If the situation warrants it, I'll act - not TALK, but act. I don't have to puff myself up with "big bad" threats or insinuations of threats. If I have to act, I will. No threats, no bragging, no warnings. "Big bad talk," is for people who are desperately trying to convince themselves, not others.
Oh, "C", this has been so amusing! Don't you know I've just been playing with your mind?? You are just too easy...kiss kiss sista! Hey do me a favor, and next time you want to "act" on it...dress up in your little tree costume. Hey, I'll bet your kin folk, the scary trees from the forest on "Wizard of Oz", would be proud!ROFL...
ReplyDeletehehe, watch this Kelley. All I have to do is say, "boo" and all hell breaks loose.
ReplyDeletehey AN, if you stop by to get a laugh, just to let you know, "you were right", she takes the bait, every time!! LMPO
ReplyDeleteHaha, yep...took your bait...cleaned your hook...and left you reeling in a big fat zero while I swim away to a place you've been banned from.
ReplyDeleteToodles.