GRAVELY WOUNDED GIANT STRIKES BACK!!!!

1. Threatens to “Out-Dick” Quasar!!!
2. Comment left by Goliath on the CrazyNeighborLady Sock Drive post:
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   GoliathApr 7, 2012 09:50 PM

   http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/13270146/ymc-and-syn-2-discuss-the-sock-op

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   Thanks for taking the time to create and share that.  It was actually funny in a couple of spots.  The xtranormal format doesn't really allow for vocal nuance in the delivery of the jokes, though, does it?  No doubt there will be improvements to that in the future.
   
   I agree I can be a nitwit at times – no doubt about it.  And I don't mind being called a "mud-wrestling beyotch."  I do enjoy participating in a good cat fight from time to time – keeps my skills sharp. 

   
   

   Like I said, my participation in the sock op was actually very limited, but if you want to blame me for the entire stunt, I don't have a problem with that.  No matter what level, I did participate.  I can honestly tell you, though, that for my part and from what I heard from others, there was no malicious intent involved - and to my knowledge AN's name never came up.  Some who considered themselves to be a friend to you believed you would actually find it quite humorous, but, sadly, that didn't turn out to be the case.  I offer my apology here to your staff and colleagues at the law office and to Sheba el Al for any inconvenience my participation in a well-intentioned, but perhaps poorly thought out, stunt may have caused.  Mea culpa to them.

   
   

   As far as the award - if you feel compelled to strip me of something I honestly earned in retaliation for something entirely unrelated, that's your call.  It would actually be a victory of sorts for you over your old nemesis, Quasar.  You definitely will have out-dicked him with that move. 
   
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   PUNISHMENT POLL

   
   

   A lot of people seem to think the dastardly pranksters who pulled such an evil stunt on poor Goliath's shyster lawyer deserve to be punished.  What do you think would be the proper punishment for their heinous crime?  Should the pranksters receive the punishment of:

   
   

   1. The death penalty.
   2. Thirty years of hard labor in a maximum security correctional facility.
   3. Thirty days of hard labor cleaning out the coops of the diseased chickens at the Goliath compound.
   4. A severe beating about the head and shoulders with a tire iron.
   5. Being dragged into the coliseum to be viciously mauled by hungry lions and packs of wild dogs.
   6. I’m telling mom.