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Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Roy Makes The Scene

Roy the Boy was a little late to our earlier garden party - he had important napping duties to attend to at the time. But here he is inspecting the iris bed. He and Lily do "vole patrol" duty as their contribution to the family gardening effort.


Saturday, April 17, 2010

Springtime In The Garden

Some pics of our side yard and our backyard vegetable garden.













These are actually in our next door neighbor's backyard, right next to the fence. We have violets scattered throughout our yard, but nothing as dense as this big patch. Beautiful.





Our little Lily bug by the iris bed in the back yard. She wasn't particularly pleased with having to sit and pose.






The crops, planted/planned: Two kinds of tomatoes, onions, bush and pole beans, brussels sprouts, bell peppers, jalepeno peppers, carrots, and two rows to be determined later.




This is a brussels sprout plant my husband planted last fall. It has flowered and is going to seed.





The strawberry pyramid - the daughter plants have jumped to the ground around the base and are marching off into the yard.



Sunday, April 11, 2010

The Devil Defends His Reputation

The Devil explains that, contrary to the claims of the Vatican, he has nothing whatsoever to do with the Catholic Church's child molestation scandal.

Friday, April 9, 2010

Big John

Every time I hear about a coal mining accident I think of this. I guess it shows my age - and how long lethal accidents have been an accepted risk of mining by the workers - the risk that management never takes. Union mines have a much better safety record than non-union mines. That is a fact. So think about that and what it means as far as the human cost of "doing business" the next time you feel the urge to bash unions.

Monday, April 5, 2010

Do As I Say, Not As I Do.

This is what happens when you show up at a tea party with a "no medicare" pledge.



Morons (teabonics translation: Morans).

Sunday, April 4, 2010

We Wuz Robbed!!!!!

As always, follow the money.

Saturday, April 3, 2010

Teabonics

Reel Murkans speek Reel Murkan, dammit!





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Friday, April 2, 2010

John Williams Is The Man!

An a cappella tribute to John Williams.



John Williams (born February 8, 1932) is an American composer, conductor and pianist. In a career that spans six decades, Williams has composed many of the most famous film scores in history, including all but one of Steven Spielberg's feature films, Star Wars, Superman, Jaws, E.T., Born on the Fourth of July, Harry Potter, and more.

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And Danny Elfman is no slouch, either.





Daniel Robert "Danny" Elfman (born May 29, 1953) is an American musician, best known for composing music for television and movies and leading the rock band Oingo Boingo as singer/songwriter from 1976 until its breakup in 1995. He is a frequent collaborator with long-time friend Tim Burton and has scored all of his films (with the exception of Ed Wood and Sweeney Todd). He has been nominated for four Academy Awards and won a Grammy Award for Tim Burton's Batman and an Emmy Award for his Desperate Housewives theme. Elfman is famous for creating The Simpsons main title theme, and his role as Jack Skellington's singing voice in The Nightmare Before Christmas. He also sang for the character Bone Jangles in the movie Corpse Bride. He is the uncle in-law to actress Jenna Elfman.

Thursday, April 1, 2010

The Locust Of The Apocalypse


Former VP candidate, half-term governor, professional quitter, pathological liar, celebrity swag hag, environmental terrorist, enemy of science and all around plague on humanity Sarah Palin now has a show on The Discovery Channel. Reports are just coming in that The Discovery Channel has been overrun and is now controlled by throngs of brain eating zombies from Wasilla, Alaska. Stay tuned for instructions from your local civil defense agency.

Suffer The Children

Sir Huffenbluster, Gallant Crusader Knight, defends the Holy See.

Jesus wept.