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Thursday, April 1, 2010

The Locust Of The Apocalypse


Former VP candidate, half-term governor, professional quitter, pathological liar, celebrity swag hag, environmental terrorist, enemy of science and all around plague on humanity Sarah Palin now has a show on The Discovery Channel. Reports are just coming in that The Discovery Channel has been overrun and is now controlled by throngs of brain eating zombies from Wasilla, Alaska. Stay tuned for instructions from your local civil defense agency.

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