Obama Wins - O'Reilly Cries

Poor Billo!  Check out the sniffles - and the wavering, quavering voice - and I do believe I detect a tear hanging precariously from the corner of his eye.

Don't take it too hard, little Billy.  You know better than anyone else - the tide comes in, the tide goes out.  You just can't explain it.

BRONCOBAMA WINS THE RODEO!

R.I.P. Professor

I've been informed that the CCC's Professor (Professor02) passed away Sunday morning, April 22, 2012.

I didn't know his real name, but I talked to him on the phone a couple of times and met him once, briefly, in real life (as "The Professor").  He was a hoot and his wife seemed like a real sweetheart.  Sad day for the Chatter. He will surely be missed.

GRAVELY WOUNDED GIANT STRIKES BACK!!!!

1. Threatens to “Out-Dick” Quasar!!!
2. Comment left by Goliath on the CrazyNeighborLady Sock Drive post:
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   GoliathApr 7, 2012 09:50 PM

   http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/13270146/ymc-and-syn-2-discuss-the-sock-op

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   Thanks for taking the time to create and share that.  It was actually funny in a couple of spots.  The xtranormal format doesn't really allow for vocal nuance in the delivery of the jokes, though, does it?  No doubt there will be improvements to that in the future.
   
   I agree I can be a nitwit at times – no doubt about it.  And I don't mind being called a "mud-wrestling beyotch."  I do enjoy participating in a good cat fight from time to time – keeps my skills sharp. 

   
   

   Like I said, my participation in the sock op was actually very limited, but if you want to blame me for the entire stunt, I don't have a problem with that.  No matter what level, I did participate.  I can honestly tell you, though, that for my part and from what I heard from others, there was no malicious intent involved - and to my knowledge AN's name never came up.  Some who considered themselves to be a friend to you believed you would actually find it quite humorous, but, sadly, that didn't turn out to be the case.  I offer my apology here to your staff and colleagues at the law office and to Sheba el Al for any inconvenience my participation in a well-intentioned, but perhaps poorly thought out, stunt may have caused.  Mea culpa to them.

   
   

   As far as the award - if you feel compelled to strip me of something I honestly earned in retaliation for something entirely unrelated, that's your call.  It would actually be a victory of sorts for you over your old nemesis, Quasar.  You definitely will have out-dicked him with that move. 
   
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   PUNISHMENT POLL

   
   

   A lot of people seem to think the dastardly pranksters who pulled such an evil stunt on poor Goliath's shyster lawyer deserve to be punished.  What do you think would be the proper punishment for their heinous crime?  Should the pranksters receive the punishment of:

   
   

   1. The death penalty.
   2. Thirty years of hard labor in a maximum security correctional facility.
   3. Thirty days of hard labor cleaning out the coops of the diseased chickens at the Goliath compound.
   4. A severe beating about the head and shoulders with a tire iron.
   5. Being dragged into the coliseum to be viciously mauled by hungry lions and packs of wild dogs.
   6. I’m telling mom.

   
   

   
   
   
   

SOCK DRIVE!

"socksANONYMOUS is a militant group of do-gooders using social media and humor to improve the world one fun stunt at a time."

JEFFERSONVILLE - A group of anonymous organizers will be holding a sock drive to benefit the homeless. The donation will be made in the name of the Clark County Chatter, though organizers stress their group has no official ties to the local Internet forum.

Those wishing to donate new socks may drop them off at the office of local attorney David Mosley, 332 Spring St. in Jeffersonville from April 2 through April 13.

"We really appreciate Mr. Mosley's gracious assistance in allowing socks to be collected at his office and to be the public face of this otherwise anonymous project. His participation is the key logistical piece that has made this effort possible," said one organizer.

Socks collected will be given to Clean Socks Hope to be distributed to those needing them. For more information, contact David Mosley at 812-282-9000."
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UPDATE:  This is David Mosley. I am not associated with this effort. I do not know anything about the validity of the organization that is supposed to be the beneficiary. They may be fine and tip top, but I do not know, and do not endorse it.

Please disregard the invitation to involve me in your charity. I am in favor of charity. But I was involved in this without my permission or consent. (it may simply be an april fool 'joke' on me.) 

I do favor charitable acts for the homeless. I recommend making donations to Haven House or Exit Zero in Jeffersonville. Thank you. -David Mosley
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Sorry to hear about that, David.  The charity involved seems to be legit and a good thing overall.  I understand that GG has graciously offered to take on the responsibility of receiving the donations, so hopefully that will smooth any ruffled feathers and still help out a worthy cause. 

February 17th - International Pork Butt Day!

Happy February 17th - AKA "International Pork Butt Day!"

Pork butt - the supreme sweetmeat of the swine.  In honor of February 17th, "International Pork Butt Day" the Crazy Neighbor Lady blog is proud to present a decadently delectable menu of pork butt recipes.  

Roast your pork butt!  Barbecue it!  Smoke it!  The possibilities are ENDless!  

Hooray and hallelujah for the heavenly gift of the haunches of the swine! 

How do YOU prefer it?

Roasted Pork Butt Recipe:

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/emeril-live/roasted-pork-butt-recipe/index.html

Barbecue Pork Butt Recipe:

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/rachael-rays-tasty-travels/award-winning-competition-barbecue-pork-butt-recipe-recipe/index.html

Smoked Pork Butt Recipe:
http://allrecipes.com/recipe/smoked-pork-butt/

*The Crazy Neighbor Lady Blog would also like to wish fellow local blogger *AN* a very Happy Birthday - lucky gal!  Enjoy a thick, steamy slab of pork butt - our treat!