Clash Of The Titans

An Epic Mythological Adventure

Protecting Hallowed Ground

Egg Party Patriots

Dummies Do Shakespeare

Sarah Palin quotes set to Iambic Pentameter

Celebrity Moron Rolls Eyes At Teacher

Obnoxious offspring rudely interrupts adults.

WOW! ABBYSNANA DISSES POPPY'S "PACKAGE"!!!

I saw a post AN made about my video series on HT’s blog, telling him she had the “real story” on her blog and decided to check it out. What I saw…well it blew my mind! Here are the key points she made that absolutely shocked me once I did a little research:

…I actually kidnapped CLH and J and drugged them and reprogrammed their mind into thinking it was actually the other two that were kidnapped. They were wrong to assume I had the balls of the CCC mods when in fact, while I held them captive, I actually proceeded to go into their homes and steal the balls of their significant others, only to find out they were already gone!

…I had to drug them again and finally gave the balls to Pesty to deliver back to their poor clueless spouses who had been doing the dishes, scubbing their toilets and mopping the floors while their "wives" spent all their time on the computer trying to be noticed by someone, anyone that would listen to their outlandish tales of someone trying to "impersonate" them or AN trying to "take over the Male Members of the CCC"...silly ladies.

…when J and CLH realize their spouses are real men again and insist that their wives start acting their ages and concentrate on more important stuff like running the family household instead of their mouths...

So basically what AN is saying here is that the more time a woman spends posting on internet blogs and forums, the more likely that her significant other has lost his balls!

So I decided check the numbers…

Today at 1:10 p.m. on the CCC, the number stats for posting are as follows for myself, Jules and AN:

Me: 80

Jules: 57

Abbysnana: 351

Wow! It doesn’t take a genius to figure out that, by her own standard of “time spent posting on internet forum/blogs by wife = likelihood of husband being ball-less,” Poppy must be significantly lacking in the “package” department! I’m really shocked, folks, that AN would post such a thing on the internet. Poor Poppy! The shame, the humiliation, the violation of trust! AN has dealt out some pretty low blows before, but never in my wildest dreams could I imagine that she would turn on Poppy like that! Poor guy. He has my sympathy.

It. Is. Finished.

HT = Manchurian Candidate, Part III

"In A Nutshell"

Latest Entry In HT=MC Series On Hold

Unfortunately, due to circumstances beyond my control (work), I will have to put off the release of "In A Nutshell" until some time this coming week, as I've had to halt production for the time being in order to fulfill my duties as a wage slave.

Who Has The Balls?

Hoosier Taxpayer = Manchurian Candidate, Chapter Two

It's Official - YouTube Posting Verifies "Hoosier Taxpayer = Manchurian Candidate?" An Authentic Conspiracy Theory!

IS HOOSIER TAXPAYER THE MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE?

Well, Granny, I’ve had time to really think about the events that have unfolded over the last few weeks and I’m convinced now more than ever that HT has been “programmed” just like a “Manchurian Candidate” for nefarious purposes. Just bear with me now and let’s take a look at the sequence of events:

1. A certain A.B. Nana is banned from the CCC; a person who has been a long time, avid foe of HT and HT’s friends, a person who took to “stalking” HT to the point that HT actually once told her on the CCC to, “stay the hell off of my blog!”

2. Shortly thereafter, “The Banned She,” actually shows up on HT’s blog – and HT welcomes her!!! I try to run her off, but HT seems to be, strangely, okay with her staying!!! And, most telling of all, after the appearance of A.B. Nana, HT never mentions Tammy again!!!

3. The very next post HT makes to the Bat-Blog is a very weird story about his personal experience with, “alien abduction.”

4. Now here comes the part that breaks my heart – After a post welcoming visitors from The Netherlands to the Bat-Blog, HT’s next post is “Where have all my flowers gone?” Meaning you, me and Jules. I feel that he had already been subjected to an initial round of programming by A.B. Nana, but it hadn’t yet completely “taken” and he was crying out to us for help! I feel so stupid and guilty. I NEVER should have chosen to go Galt at that critical moment – I KNEW A.B. Nana was trouble!!!

5. A few not-out-of-the ordinary posts later, HT posts about GG leaving her position as a mod on the CCC, praising her and letting her know that she is always welcome on the Bat-Blog (I believe that HT was not the real author of this or any subsequent postings on the Bat-Blog, including those of “Mrs. HT,” until his “rescue” from the kidnappers). I believe this was posted for the purpose of deflecting suspicion – if “HT” hadn’t remarked on his friend Granny leaving the CCC, it would be VERY suspicious, indeed.

6. HT posts “Gone Fishing” on the Bat-Blog.

7. “Mrs. HT” suddenly appears on the Bat-Blog, telling everyone that HT has been “kidnapped,” giving lengthy details not only of the “ransom” communications, complete with picture, but also personal medical information about HT (“prescription cannabis”).

8. “Mrs. HT” starts posting on the CCC using HT’s account. Since it is an “emergency,” and because HT is beloved by so many, no one questions this.

9. “Mrs. HT” posts the “Right Wing Cartel Is Responsible” post, claiming that the “authorities” have given her this information. Once again, a complete diversion. In the first place, not one of the people she mentioned would have either the:
a. guts,
b. brains,
c. or reason to undertake such an operation. HT’s candidacy was a long shot, grassroots, people-powered candidacy. Firmly entrenched, “good ol’ boy” politicians and their political operatives simply don’t take such a candidacy seriously…until, too late and against all odds, it triumphs!!! But those cases are, sadly, few and far between. So I don’t think any of them would undertake such an operation. I could be wrong, but my intuition points to a much more simple and obvious suspect. This wasn’t a politically motivated crime, except in the sense that political materials were used as a tool in the operation, both as a mechanism to “brainwash” HT and to throw suspicion elsewhere. This was personal.

At this point we also see “Mrs. HT” thanking a mysterious “The Hood Hunts In A Pack,” for their “help” with the “investigation.” This THHIAP seems to be mainly focused on stoking fear of a certain, “CCC Cartel,” the existence of which has not been proven by even one iota of factual information or even demonstrated as an authentic conspiracy theory, as evidenced by a complete lack of YouTube videos on the subject. “Mrs. HT” also berates long time, true friend Chopper Woman: “Chopper how could you even insinuate HT was off with our neighbor Tammy at a time like this. I don’t find this the least bit funny.” I believe the “Mrs.” posted this because Chopper Woman had noticed that Tammy was missing, as well, and the “Mrs.” was trying to take attention away from that fact, insinuating that she “knew” that Tammy couldn’t possibly be “involved,” in HT’s disappearance. I don’t think that’s true at all, but I don’t think Tammy was “involved” in the way Chopper Woman may have thought!

10. “Mrs. HT” makes another post to the Bat-Blog that blatantly throws suspicion on Pesty Flannigan (and, by association, Goliath) stating that Pesty replied to a post “somebody” made on the CCC asking where they could buy a “machete” and that Pesty replied to that post with references to duct tape, rope, lime and a shovel, which the “Mrs.” claims was quickly deleted and apparently (and conveniently) not seen by anyone else on the CCC due to it’s “brief” existence, thus firmly planting Pesty in the minds of concerned readers as a possible, maybe even probable suspect, and, by professional association, Goliath, as well. Once again she thanks the mysterious “The Hood Hunts In A Pack” for their “help” with the “investigation.” Once again, a diversionary tactic.

11. The CCC goes down. The “Mrs.” starts diverting attention everywhere and anywhere – Granny and Chopper think HT’s run off with Tammy, nobody can find Pesty, Cindi/Abby please don’t get carried away, Granny you had an idea so where did you go, did somebody “blow up” the CCC – even the ridiculous notion that HT may have been involved in a “Russian Spy Ring” and deported to Siberia!!!! She reiterates that she has told him time and again to “stay off the damn internet.”

12. HT “escapes” and posts about it, thanking the “Mrs.” for keeping the Bat-Blog online during “trying times” (and, tellingly, that “the CCC wasn’t as fortunate”). A passing “thanks” to Grumpy Granny, who, “rescued me after my escape,” thus completely disavowing GG’s actual role in his escape and basically relegating her to the role of just “giving him a ride home” after he managed to free himself!!! He then says he “can’t go into many details…currently being debriefed by the CIA…this is Class A top secret information…can only say there is a conspiracy involved.” Well, that’s one thing I can agree with…there definitely was a conspiracy involved!!!!!!!!!!!!

13. “HT” invites former CCC members to “use the Bat-Blog for any information they may wish to post,” and states that local politicians “have declared today a holiday in recognition of the CCC’s demise.” There are no verified reports to back up this claim.

14. HT starts putting up completely delusional posts, claiming that he is a former Navy Seal who served with Jesse “The Body” Ventura, accusing GG of being a “mole,” and serving up a laundry list of suspects regarding the downfall of the CCC in what sounds suspiciously like a banned CCC member’s "pet peeves" list, i.e., “leading suspects ColtsFan, The Big Q, the professor and GG…ColtsFan has the technical knowledge to bring it down. The Big Q always wanted to be the big man at the CCC. The professor is just a patsy who goes along with the other two and…my “sources” think GG might be a “mole,” a double agent working both sides"…and completely discredits GG (who is a widely respected and professionally accredited “security agent”) and her explanation of HT’s rescue. He then invites anyone with any questions or “information” to send them to the Bat-Blog.

And that pretty much sums up the sequence of events so far. Notice any recurring themes here? I certainly do. If you think I’m onto something here, let me know and I’ll post exactly what I think has happened, who is responsible, exactly what their goals are (some of which have already been met!) and how we can finally, REALLY “rescue” HT (and, coincidentally, Tammy, Pesty, and the REAL Mrs. HT!!!) and defeat an age-old, evil foe in the process.

A Narrowly Averted Disaster

Thank goodness, the Bat-Blog is back! HT has given up his recent exclusive diet of syrup and sugar and is back - in full fighting trim! I shudder to think what could have resulted if he hadn't seen the light. I can only hope that my friends would stage an intervention for my sake if I ever gave in to the temptation of the "sweet life."

Welcome back, HT!

Roy Makes The Scene

Roy the Boy was a little late to our earlier garden party - he had important napping duties to attend to at the time. But here he is inspecting the iris bed. He and Lily do "vole patrol" duty as their contribution to the family gardening effort.

Springtime In The Garden

Some pics of our side yard and our backyard vegetable garden.













These are actually in our next door neighbor's backyard, right next to the fence. We have violets scattered throughout our yard, but nothing as dense as this big patch. Beautiful.





Our little Lily bug by the iris bed in the back yard. She wasn't particularly pleased with having to sit and pose.






The crops, planted/planned: Two kinds of tomatoes, onions, bush and pole beans, brussels sprouts, bell peppers, jalepeno peppers, carrots, and two rows to be determined later.




This is a brussels sprout plant my husband planted last fall. It has flowered and is going to seed.





The strawberry pyramid - the daughter plants have jumped to the ground around the base and are marching off into the yard.

Hiding In Plain Sight

My God!!! It was right in front of our faces the whole time!

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A Farewell to Arms
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The Devil Defends His Reputation

The Devil explains that, contrary to the claims of the Vatican, he has nothing whatsoever to do with the Catholic Church's child molestation scandal.

Big John

Every time I hear about a coal mining accident I think of this. I guess it shows my age - and how long lethal accidents have been an accepted risk of mining by the workers - the risk that management never takes. Union mines have a much better safety record than non-union mines. That is a fact. So think about that and what it means as far as the human cost of "doing business" the next time you feel the urge to bash unions.

Do As I Say, Not As I Do.

This is what happens when you show up at a tea party with a "no medicare" pledge.



Morons (teabonics translation: Morans).

We Wuz Robbed!!!!!

As always, follow the money.

Teabonics

Reel Murkans speek Reel Murkan, dammit!

Moar eczampels uv Reel Merkan lanaguage fownd heer:

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